The Firefly Cast as Jedi Chefs
You look at some of those pictures, and you know it’s not the first time they’ve pretended to fight someone with a lightsaber. I’m looking at you, Ron Glass.
Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire + references on other TV shows.
(via stalkersidekick)
I’ve got this thing that I consider my only art
Of fucking people over
The United States needs real politicians.
Where do we go from here?
Dear tween who wrote this,
Chances are your lie was to get out of something. Homework, going to the dentist, or getting in trouble for doing something you shouldn’t have done. Your parents’ lies that you’ve cited involve giving you lots of presents, giving you lots of candy, and giving you money in exchange for your disgusting dead teeth. What you actually did is walk away like a little prick. You are no one’s boss.
Still, we should stop lying to our kids.
Pfft, toasterfucker.
